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  • Andrew Bird's 14th Annual Gezelligheid Concert Series Wows At The Fourth Presbyterian Church

    Every year around the holidays, local indie folk hero Andrew Bird hosts his Gezelligheid concert series out of the Fourth Presbyterian Church. Seven days of concerts to celebrate the spirit of the season as well as keep with the Dutch term that roughly translates to “cozy.” Bird started this tradition back in 2009, marking this as the 14th year of Gezelligheid.  Andrew Bird, an indie folk musician originally from Lake Forest Illinois, started his career back in 1996 including a stint with the Squirrel Nut Zippers. Bird’s musical stylings range from Indie, Folk, Jazz and Swing, even winning the “Best Folk Album” at the 2019 Grammys for his album My Finest Work Yet. Since 1996, Andrew Bird has released over 20 albums, impressively  under his own name, with additional albums in varying Jazz or Swing ensembles.  The Fourth Presbyterian Church was formed in 1871 on Chicago’s downtown North Michigan Avenue near the John Hancock Center. A beautiful example of Gothic Revival architecture that also acts as a sanctuary as well as the second largest Presbyterian congregation in the United States. It’s this beautiful piece of Chicago history that housed Bird’s intimate concert series.  What makes this concert series so intriguing is the vibe that Andrew Bird has cultivated here. Nothing really changed to the site as a whole so attendees were seated in the pews of the church surrounded by the iconic architecture, and massive lighting structures throughout. No extra frills, just the church pews and Birds signature folk style. The concert can best be described as a blend of folk and jazz, with Bird swapping between his violin, and guitar with a few guests coming in to assist with some additional musical layers, but mostly it was an all Bird show.  Considering Bird’s musical repertoire ranges pretty heavily, he tended to keep things safely within the realm of the cozy night in, playing a more subdued collection of songs including some covers  of Bob Dylan and Stevie Nick but also throwing in a medley of Vince Guaraldi Trio of music from Charlie Brown Christmas. There were some beautiful lighting effects that displayed across the large cathedral ceilings to accompany the musical stylings. By the final run of shows it’s clear why this was a holiday tradition that will continue as long as Andrew wants it to, each night a sell out and each night a warm safe evening to spend with the family. Andrew’s made me a fan, and now a recurring attendee to these events. Happy Gezelligheid!

  • Review: Marc Rebillet at Thalia Hall Improvs for Three Nights of EDM

    This Saturday Marc Rebillet finished a three day series of shows for his We Outside World Tour over at Thalia Hall. Playing three nights of his specialized improvised EDM to full sold out crowds is an impressive feat. Especially since Marc originally burst into the scene only eight years ago by going viral with his bedroom/living room live streams on Youtube and especially hit peak virality during the COVID lockdowns.  Originally, Marc started his career performing improvised DJ sets from home, usually in his boxers and a bathrobe. These sets consisted of creating looping sound effects using whatever items are around him including voice modulation on his own voice creating catchy hooks to loop into his EDM style. One of his earliest viral hits was his 1 minute song “Your New Morning Alarm” which consists of Marc screaming to the listener about waking up.  What makes Marc’s performances so intriguing is that, in the nature of improv, no performance is ever the same. Marc is an artist in the way that he’s able to take the art of making sounds and create entertainment in the form of a party. It’s a one man show and Marc is controlling it all. You can see why he’s earned the nickname the Loop Daddy, when he begins a song by slamming his microphone into a table, and eventually looping in a conversation with a baby using voice modulation.  It’s as much about the process as it is the performance. Marc just messing with voice modulation on a theme of chilling in your room can easily turn into a crowd pleasing party anthem that has the entire crowd cheering while confetti cannons shoot confetti into the air. It’s fascinating to experience because you can never quite guess where the song is going to take you but it’s a journey that inevitably ends with everyone dancing and Marc jumping into the crowd in his underwear.  I would be lying to say if every piece was a banger but the process was always captivating. I wanted to see what else he would loop in to create another banger track. You can hear it best exemplified in songs like “Night Time Bitch” that you hear how something so simple can be turned into an absolute jam, so seeing it live really puts Marc and his creativity on display. Creating nothing from something in the best possible way.

  • Let's Get Physical: Upcoming Blu-ray/4K Releases for December 2024

    We're at the final month of 2024 and it's been a stellar year for physical media! But just because we're at the end doesn't mean the fun is over and done with! There are still four weeks of excellent releases on the way so sit back and enjoy some incredible movies on bluray and 4k! Galaxy Quest 4K - December 3 I remember seeing Galaxy Quest in theaters as a little kid not understanding the meta-ness it was making about Star Trek and all the post fame parallels. I just remember thinking it was a really funny and enjoyable movie that I need to see again and again. I guess 90s Tim Allen really had a stranglehold on me back then. The movie has ages like an incredibly pricey cellar wine, with every passing year hitting their satire right on the head and it's atmosphere being all the more appreciated. No Country For Old Men 4K - December 10 I was taking a film class the Oscar season semester after No Country For Old Men came out and my professor really hammered home how daring and magical the film was, particularly for it's ending. It's a film that on the surface feels like an old school slow burn neo-western (god that's a lot of contradictory descriptors) but is hiding a very sad and prescient feeling of hopeless in a world you once knew. With every passing reassessment (of which given the recent Cormac McCarthy revelations there may be a new one brewing) by the all knowing film circles, the film always comes out on top. Say what you will about Criterion remaster and disc QC, but this one is sure to hit the right spot. Seinfeld: The Complete Collection 4K - December 17 Seinfeld is a show I watched way too young, understood practically none of until one day I just got it . It will forever serve as my entry point into sitcoms that rose above your typical endearing characters and understandable miscommunications. These were assholes who kinda knew it and didn't care. Weird that the 4K version is the only release that will contain the original formatting of the show, which I maintain is the reason physical media should exist, but this is a must for fans and new comers to the show. Side note, Jerry Seinfeld sucks. Immaculate 4K - December 17 Did I recommend this in previous Let's Get Physical ? I sure did, but this is the 4K edition of this phenomenal movie and goddammit I'm recommending it again. The movie is such a loving tribute to Giallo films and completely confident in its simple story that it all works. They know the movie they're making and are treating it with a reverence it should have. Relive the religious trauma, pseudo science buffoonery, and Sydney Sweeney's anguished screams in the best quality. You won't regret putting on right after Christmas dinner! Snake Eyes 4K - December 31 I am aware I may be the only ardent fan of this mid era Brian de Palma movie, but boy is it fantastic. Coming of what would be a franchise spark of Mission Impossible (insane that he didn't direct another), Snake Eyes feels awkwardly sterile. The sets feel small, the acting over the top, the Hitchcockian vibes that are prepackaged in every de Palma film are as wanton as ever; but its still so fun. It's just a good almost schlocky time at the movies and we need more of that in our boring sequel and unmotivated remake timeline that we're in.

  • Let's Get Physical: Upcoming Blu-Ray/4K Releases for June 2024

    This is looking like a good movie for movies as some must haves for me are rolling out in the coming weeks. So take a seat while I lead you down my top movie picks for the month of June! You can see a good chunk of the upcoming releases over at Blu-Ray.com 's site! Immaculate 4K - June 11 When I saw Immaculate in theaters, I was awestruck. Despite the subpar showing (damn screen had a huge stain right in the center), Immaculate is an impressive throwback to horror films of the 70s. Rife with references to Giallo films and Sydney Sweeney giving mesmerizing performance, Immaculate stands as my favorite horror film of the year (still need to see The First Omen ). The story is pretty straightforward and if your in any way familiar with its religious setting, you'll see a lot of things coming a mile a way, but it never detracts from its quality. The ending alone is one of the best in recent memory, balancing the extreme with a bit of measured tastefulness that is often forgotten. Chinatown 4k  - June 18 In my constantly rotating favorite films of all time, Chinatown is consistently in my top 5. This 4K transfer has been available digitally for a while, in fact I bought it when it was initially released years ago, but nothing beats a physical copy. The film is massively influential, surprising amongst animated films like Who Framed Roger Rabbit (which may have originally been the inteded concept for a Chinatown sequel) and Zootopia , and is enthralling. This release also has a Blu-Ray featuiring the actual sequel The Two Jakes , which is not a great movie, but a reasonably entertaining one directed by star Jack Nicholson and fetureing a very good performance from Meg Tilly (who I wish would have pursued more acting roles). NOTE: Yes I'm aware of the crimes of Roman Polanski, and my enjoyment of this film is no excuse of them. Fuck Roman Polanski. Blue Velvet 4K  - June 25 There are plenty of Criterions released every month and they are always worth a look, but I'm highlighting Blue Velvet because it's so damn good. David Lynch is one of my favorite directors and this movies sits right in the middle between his more straightforward work and his more... surreal work. It is also an ideal representation of his directing style when it comes to actors, giving you both the melodramatic cadence from Isabella Rossellini, Laura Dern, Kyle McLaughlin's performances and the extremely stylized grittiness of Dennis Hopper's insane villain. Blue Velvet is weird, uncomfortable, and a must have. The Guyver 4K - June 25 I was introduced to the anime through a bootleg VHS that was bought at a flea market, so it's safe to say I ADORE Guyver. The American live action movie featuring Mark Hamil, certainly not starring as early marketing material would have suggested, is very much of its time. Hard B-Movie vibes with a dash of cheesiness and incredible practical effects, which is expected with co-directors Screaming Mad George & Steve Wang and producer Brian Yuzna at the wheel, The Guyver is undeniably fun. If you have an nostalgia for Japanese tokusatsu or early Power Rangers (I know, I'm sort of repeating myself), The Guyver is for you. Other Films you should check out this month: Bad Lieutenant 4K  - June 4 RoboCop 2 4k - June 18 Matinee 4K - June 25 Purple Rain 4K  - June 25 The Sadness 4K - June 25

  • Let's Get Physical: Upcoming Blu-Ray/4K Releases for July 2024

    Let's start this post off with a HUGE mistake I made and a little rant about the FOMO, hype, reseller culture that has a strangle hold on every hobby. While I thought I had pre-ordered the Chinatown 4k I mentioned in the previous upcoming movies roundup, I actually had left it in my cart and didn't go all the way through the ordering process. Normally this wouldn't be a huge deal and the release would be available to pick up a mere two weeks after release, but to my shock, it's sold out everywhere and resellers are selling it for double the normal price and often even more. Now I'm not against reselling something you've watched and no longer want in your collection, thats how you let a collectiongrow and breathe. But this flipper mentality of buying with the onl intention is to sell will always be strange and annoying to me to me. I know, everyone's gotta make a buck somehow, but constantly having to be right on top of releases as they come out isn't always feasible. Every hobby has it's downside and currently it's this for the physical media game (alongside so many places droppouing physical media but I digress). Alright with that out of the way, let's get to the new releases! Taxi Driver 4K - July 2 At this point, Taxi Driver's iconic status can not be denied. It's a monumental work from director Martin Scorsese, the Internet's most blunt Hollywood staple Paul Schrader, and stars the unbelievable Robert DeNiro. Plus add shockingly good performances from everyone in the film including Josie Foster, Harvey Keitel, Cybill Shepherd, and genuinely everyone else in the cast. The film is so incredibly laid out and delivered with the rawest, unflinching vision that it can be an uncomfortable watch. It's a must see and this 4K transfer is getting some great reviews. Le samouraï 4K - July 9 A meditative noir-ish film with a protagonist who barely utters a word and oozes a sense of cool while taking cues from the modern pop culutre of the time and hearkening to Japanese mythology? No I'm not talking about Drive , or Ghost Dog or the countless other films that have a similar synopsis. I'm talking about one of if not the originator of that vibe that these other films have taken inspiration from: the amazing Le samouraï. I'm certainly biased as this movies is exactly the vibe I search out/is one of my favorite films of all time/it's original Criterion cover was my avatar on many a forum back in the day. So getting a 4K version of this film is big news for me! Especially during the Barnes & Noble sale (which I'm positive this won't be the last you'll be hearing about that!). Alain Delon is stoic as stoic comes and the film flows by like a calm river with some sudden rushes throw out.   It's a slow paced film, but its deliberate and methodical nature grabs a hold of you very quickly. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! Phantoms 4K - July 16 "But, Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms." The Linguini Incident - July 23 I have not seen The Linguini Incident outside of a terrible rip on YouTube years ago. But as a David Bowie obsessive, I needed to at least try and watch it. I barely got a few minutes in before the quality became so grating to me that I gave up. Thankfully it's getting a proper restoration here for 2 cuts of the film, which is great considering director Richard Shepard's desire to have his original vision finally be seen. Let's hope it's worth the wait! Other films you should check out this month: The Guyver 4K (Delayed from last month ) - July 2 Risky Business 4K July 23 (Remember, the Barnes & Noble sale is going on this month ) Ghoulies II 4K (yes, a 4K of GHOULIES 2 ) - July 9 Danza Macabra: Volume Three — The Spanish Gothic Collection - July 30 Invasion U.S.A. 4K (my family LOVED Chuck Norris, so his movies hold a special place in my heart)

  • Review: The Go! Team and La Sécurité Make for an Ideal Lineup at Lincoln Hall

    Last week, a few days before Halloween, Lincoln Hall  got a taste of some of the most energetic and genuinely entertaining music one could hope for. The Go! Team  stopped by Lincoln Hall the first time in six years to celebrate 20 (!) years of their debut album Thunder, Lightning, Strike.  Joined by La Sécurité , the pair of bands gave Lincoln Hall a night of pure bliss. First up was Montreal band  La Sécurité Fronted by Éliane Viens-Synnott and backed by an immensely talented lineup this tour including Félix Bélisle, Laurence Anne Charest-Gagné, Kenneth David Smith, and Alix Fernz. Now at first listen you may think "This is a bit of an odd pairing for this show", but I assure you it was pretty damn perfect. The band has this inherent fun and creativity behind their sound that matches that of the headliner, making for a fantastic first punch of the night. La Sécurité opened up the night with the exact high energy set you'd want for a night at Lincoln Hall. A mix of art punk aesthetics blended with almost new wavey synths and an aura to match, La Sécurité  had the crowd bopping away to their intense tunes. Starting with "Le Kick", La Sécurité careened in to the set, looking as cool as can be while songs gave way to some post punk sounds highlighted by Viens-Synnott's incredible vocal delivery. Every moment felt like a build up to the next song while still feeling like an explosive high point all its own. The French language "Serpent" slithered along with confidence that was matched late in the set with "Hot Topic", which blast forth with unmovable feminist energy "I will not sit pretty" is just one of a dozen emphatic statements the song blasts out and proudly stands alongside. It was an incredible showing and a damn fine reason to show up early to the show. The Go! Team  followed with a set the exceeded all expectations I had of the group. Having listened to the Thunder, Lightning, Strike the moment it came in, The Go! Team were essentially the soundtrack of my high school years. Full of energy, fun, hope, and just a damn good time, Thunder, Lightning, Strike  felt like the first big breath of fresh air and was such an incredible debut that has stood the test of time. And with this full album play show, it re-cemented it as an all timer of an album. The proper set was the entirety of the debut album, giving everyone in the band their time to shine and bask in the glow of that magnificent song list. Ian Parton, the original and at one time sole member of The Go! Team , came to the stage alongside the likes of The Go Team members Adam Znaidi, Jaleesa Gemerts, Kate Walker, Sam Dook, and of course Ninja. From the opening salvo of "Panther Dash", the band was firing at 100%, never really giving themselves a moment to rest up. Ninja in particular was emblazoned with nonstop energy, belting out the chants and lyrics of the album with every bit of passion that resided in her. There are so many tracks on that album that hold a special place in my heart that it's hard to process all the emotions I felt during the set. Whether it's "Ladyflash" with throwback vocals that switch to modern hip-hop flows at the drop of a hat, the jingle jangle of "Feelgood by Numbers" that is elevated immediately by "The Power is On", or the bright embrace of "Get It Together"; Thunder, Lightning, Strike just feels like a blast. The final track of the set and album "Everyone's a V.I.P to Someone" continues to be a fantastic closer, and given how much I and a few other members of the audience were surprisingly and lovingly spotlighted by Ninja throughout the night, it certainly felt like we were all VIPs. The encore felt like a rush through the rest of The Go! Team 's history as a band, playing tracks from Rolling Blackouts, Proof of Youth, Get Up Sequences Part Two, and Semicircle . Final song of which, "Apollo Throwdown", had Ninja going through the crowd and meeting as many fans as she could. The encore was truly what an encore should be: a fantastic cherry on top of an unforgettable night. This post was originally published on Third Coast Review

  • Review: The Flints Were the Perfect Opener at Radius

    As a music fan that always aims to catch the opening acts of shows, I can safely say that those performers have a lot of pressure on them. Not only do they have to set the vibe for the rest of the night, but they often have to do so while the crowd is anxiously awaiting the headliner. Thankfully last week at Radius, The Flints took the opening spot for Justice and completely nailed it. Not only did the pair's energy and music fit perfectly with the night, it left a lasting impression on the eager audience. The Flints  are the duo of George and Henry Flint, Manchester twins that are making some incredibly fun music. I sincerely challenge you to listen to any of their songs and not find a burst of joy in the sound. It's a menagerie of influences and genres are that carefully layered on top of one another creating something familiar, but undoubtedly new. On their official releases their sound is a hazy but somehow neatly pristine treat, imbued with highs of '70s disco and tinted with a bit of psychedelic sidesteps that make for the best music to dance your night away. However, live their sound is a wholly different beast. Maybe it's because they were tasked with opening the night for Justice, but their songs seemed to permeate with even more pulsing rhythms than I could have imagined. Nearly every track seemed to flow with additional danceable grooves that had the crowd mesmerized. "Finally Forever" especially raised its already ethereal soundscapes all the more, lending itself to the more club-like atmosphere of the night. George and Henry were constantly moving on stage, shifting between their spots, often exchanging synths and guitars with a fluidity that is inherent in the music. I honestly couldn't keep track of who I was seeing or hearing at any given moment as they blended together as well as their songs. I would snap one shot of George on his guitar and it would be Henry in my viewfinder, shredding away. The pair just work so well together, feeding off each other's vibe and the obvious enthusiasm the crowd had for their songs. Moments of all-out madness were sprinkled throughout their set as they truly gave into the more electronic side of the night. With flashing red lights pounding the crowd, one of the brothers was completely melding with his guitar while the other was zoned in at the table, adjusting knobs and kitting pads creating the most frantic sounds of the night. They seemed completely entrenched in their performance, lost in the craft of it as much as the crowd was lost in the dance. " Serengeti " hit some of the highest notes of their set as the duo seemingly invoked the psychedelic gods for one hell of a performance. There was no doubt that the packed Radius crowd was left satisfied and ready for the rest of the night. This post was originally published on Third Coast Review

  • The Onion Buys Infowars

    Satirical news site The Onion won a bankruptcy auction for the media empire of Alex Jones, giving it control of the conspiracy factory known as Infowars, along with some of its social media accounts, broadcasting equipment, customer lists, and inventory, which includes its long list of supplements. “I would like to reiterate: We own everything,” wrote Onion CEO Ben Collins on the social media site Bluesky. “The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.” The site was put up for auction as part of more than $1 billion in legal settlements against Jones in lawsuits brought by the families of victims in the Sandy Hook Massacre. Jones spent a decade peddling outright lies and other defamatory nonsense in the wake of the massacre, attempting to paint the tragedy as a hoax. "From day one, these families have fought against all odds to bring true accountability to Alex Jones and his corrupt business," Chris Mattei, attorney for the families and partner at Koskoff Koskoff & Bieder, said in a statement, according to CBS News . "Our clients knew that true accountability meant an end to Infowars and an end to Jones' ability to spread lies, pain and fear at scale. After surviving unimaginable loss with courage and integrity, they rejected Jones' hollow offers for allegedly more money if they would only let him stay on the air because doing so would have put other families in harm's way." Jones and the Infowars brand have peddled utter horseshit for more than two decades, from 9/11 truth conspiracies to anti-vaccine nonsense along with hateful rhetoric and lies about pretty much every marginalized person it could find. The conspiracy juggernaut has long been a pipeline for radicalizing fascists while making millions hawking tubs of apocalypse chow, supplements, and other snake oil.   In a post on The Onion, fictional CEO of Global Tetrahedron Bryce P. Tetraeder writes: “Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.” In true Alex Jones fashion, he posted a video to X calling the purchase “tyranny.”  “This morning the Connecticut democrats with The Onion newspaper bought us…I don’t know what’s gonna happen,” he said. “I’m gonna be here until they turn the lights off. I’m gonna say ‘where’s your court order…’ They want to silence the American people.” Infowars was purchased for an undisclosed amount with the help of the Sandy Hook families. Collins said Onion and Clickhole staffers have been retained for whatever Infowars will become under its new ownership. “We're planning on making a very stupid website,” he posted on Bluesky.

  • Metal Slug Tactics Mixes Run and Gun with Turn Based Tactics and the Results are Fantastic

    I’m a bit wary of tactics games, especially when they represent a franchise that decidedly does not have such mechanics. Metal Slug is a run and gun co-op action game, and it’s one of the legendary Neo Geo games of yore. It’s kind of a big deal to a decent chunk of video game fans. Therefore, there was so much that could go wrong by adding “tactics” to the title. Happily, Metal Slug Tactics is fantastic. Metal Slug Tactics is a turn-based tactical RPG with roguelike-ish elements. There aren’t randomly generated maps, but it has all the rest of the trappings of a roguelike: Each run through of Full Metal Tactics has its own progression, unlocks, items, etc. And then there’s the meta progression that allows you to unlock new weapons and abilities for use in future runs.  While there isn’t a ton of change to the tried and true formula that roguelikes have popularized, the gameplay is the real standout here. Metal Slug Tactics has fast, addictive gameplay–it’s the most fun I’ve had playing turn-based tactics in a long time. Unlike most other tactics games, Metal Slug Tactics rewards you for movement. Metal Slug Tactics  goes all in on the RUN and gun, with emphasis on the run. Running actually makes your defenses increase. There are defensive walls you can hide behind, but I usually go after them on my way to a target instead of bunkering down next to a choice patch of cover. Running also increases your adrenaline, which can be used to deploy special abilities. This makes a huge difference in how Metal Slug Tactics plays compared to similar tactics games. There are lots of opportunities for fun weapon combos and tactics, especially with the ability to sync attacks with other members of your team. If your teammate is within the proper distance when you initiate an attack with an enemy, they can sync with each other, adding their own firepower. This allows you to potentially do massive damage if you can get all three operatives to sync up at once. With as much fun as I have had playing Metal Slug Tactics , I would be remiss to leave out the problems I’ve had. I’ve experienced a fair number of bugs in my time with the game, both on my desktop PC and on my Steam Deck. But even hard crashes didn’t impede progress too much. In fact, each time the game crashed it resumed right where it left off when I launched it again. Another complaint I have with Metal Slug Tactics is its lack of content. Maps aren’t randomly generated, and even with 110 of them, I started to run into doubles after a few run throughs. And that brings up the larger issue of replayability. I’ve played other roguelikes for hundreds of hours. I can definitely see myself doing that with this game, but it’s equally just as likely I’ll be bored within the next 20 hours I spend with it.. I’m hoping that Metal Slug Tactics is going to be supported and iterated on. It’s too fun to let slip into obscurity. But that’s not to say there isn’t replayability at all. There are nine different characters in total. You start with Marco, Eri and Fio, and through meeting certain criteria you can unlock six more Metal Slug characters as you wage your war against Morden and his forces. You can equip each of these characters with one of four of their different loadouts. Some of these loadouts drastically change the playstyle of a character, so there’s lots of room to experiment. While Metal Slug Tactics changed up the Metal Slug formula significantly, the visual style remains mostly untouched. Metal Slug looks fantastic as an isometric tactics game. It also has a fantastic soundtrack to complement its throwback art style.  Metal Slug Tactics is definitely one of my favorite games I’ve played this year. It has fast turn-based combat that is based on movement just as much as on positioning. I really hope to see more in the near future.

  • 31 Days of Retro Horror Games: Day 31: Clock Tower

    This year we’re putting together a list of 31 Retro Horror games. Games that have come from dead console generations, back to haunt us. Sadly, not all of these games will be available for you to play due to the complicated nature of video game preservation. However, we’re going to note if it’s possible to play them on modern hardware. We’ll be covering games from the Seventh Generation (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii) and earlier. So basically anything before 2006. Day 31 Clock Tower Before there was Pyramid Head, before there was Mr. X in Resident Evil 2,  there was Scissorman. This infamous killer wields giant scissors and stalks the protagonist throughout the game. You can’t fight back, and instead have to use stealth and the environment to get away safely. Yep, this game employed that mechanic over a decade before it was popularized by Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Except, Clock Tower is a point and click game. And it has a bit of a confusing release. You can’t really call Clock Tower a point and click “adventure” game. It uses point and click mechanics to move the character around, but it is more of a hybrid between what we would consider survival horror and point and click adventure. You can die, and you most likely will. You don’t die a gruesome death, but it’s still stressful to be chased down by Scissorman into a corner and meet your untimely demise.  Clock Tower is a visually stunning game. Unlike other games of its time, it didn’t use 3D graphics, but instead relied on extremely detailed 2D graphics. The results are still impressive today. The game creates an outstanding sense of atmosphere and dread, even using pixelated sprites. I’ve always been surprised that Clock Tower hasn’t gotten more attention from modern audiences. Thankfully, Clock Tower does exist in a playable modern form with the recently released Clock Tower: Rewind . This is an official, definitive version of the game that features behind the scenes looks, and a new animated intro. Maybe we’ll get a Clock Tower remake in the vein of the Resident Evil games. Someday.  Unfortunately, its sequels Clock Tower (1996) and Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within are much harder to find. Ditching the detailed sprites, these games instead use 3D graphics. If you want to play these games you’ll have to find original hardware and shell out some major dough.

  • 31 Days of Retro Horror Games: Day 30 - Friday the 13th (NES)

    This year we’re putting together a list of 31 Retro Horror games. Games that have come from dead console generations, back to haunt us. Sadly, not all of these games will be available for you to play due to the complicated nature of video game preservation. However, we’re going to note if it’s possible to play them on modern hardware. We’ll be covering games from the Seventh Generation (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii) and earlier. So basically anything before 2006. Day 30 Friday the 13th Widely regarded as one of the worst games based on a horror property, Friday the 13th on the Nintendo Entertainment System does stand solidly in video game history. It’s a really weird game, and it’s extremely cryptic, making it hard to beat without a guide. Your goal is to kill Jason. Of course, “let’s simply kill Jason Vorhees” doesn’t sound feasible on the surface, but that’s exactly what this game wants you to do. But this Jason doesn’t quite look like himself. Instead of his usual white hockey mask (or even a burlap sack) he’s wearing a blue mask and a bright purple jumpsuit. This infamously strange appearance has shown up in modern iterations, like the Friday the 13th video game that paid homage to the NES classic and the NECA toy that also bore the same color scheme. Don’t get me wrong: Friday the 13th isn’t a game you should be trying desperately to play. These days, it's still considered confusing and difficult–two things that aren’t a great combination. In fact, if you think reading the manual would give you an idea of how things worked, the manual itself is somewhat cryptic and worse: it contains outright wrong information. It’s a shame that Friday the 13th is such a hard game to play, because if you know how to play it it’s actually not a bad  game. It’s not one of the best efforts on the NES, but it does a great job of genuinely instilling a sense of dread, even with its cartoony graphics. It’s just a bummer that some of that dread comes from scrambling in confusion. At the time of Friday the 13th ’s release, I can’t think of another game I played that had you fighting the end boss from the very beginning. In fact, you fight Jason over the course of the game’s three days and three nights–yes, there’s a timer, too. I really appreciate Friday the 13th for what it is. It’s not a game you can play easily these days, both because of its mysterious mechanics but also because it’s just not available on modern systems. And that probably won’t change anytime soon due to licensing issues – the same thing that killed 2017’s Friday the 13th - The Game .

  • 31 Days of Retro Horror Games  Day 29: Koudelka

    This year we’re putting together a list of 31 Retro Horror games. Games that have come from dead console generations, back to haunt us. Sadly, not all of these games will be available for you to play due to the complicated nature of video game preservation. However, we’re going to note if it’s possible to play them on modern hardware. We’re going to be covering games from the Seventh Generation (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii) and earlier. So basically anything before 2006. Day 29 Koudelka  While horror and RPG go hand in hand in fantasy settings, you will rarely see an RPG in a pure horror setting. Ironically, one of the very first survival horror prototypes, Sweet Home  blended RPG and horror. While Sweet Home is famously the inspiration for Resident Evil , there is another, more obscure horror x RPG game that led to a series of JRPG games. If you’re a fan of the Shadow Hearts series, I’m sure you’ve heard of Koudelka . Koudelka was released in 1999 for PlayStation and developed by a Square Enix subsidiary. It is somewhat unique in that it incorporates  turn of the 18th century Gothic horror with JRPG elements and turn-based combat. It’s one of those games that doesn’t get much attention these days, but it should because it has a solid place in video game history. Besides it genre hybridization, it was also one of the first games to use motion capture technology for its cutscenes–something that was mostly limited to feature film productions. The biggest shame of Koudelka is that its relatively rare. If you want to play it you have to find an original copy, and they are expensive because of the booming retro game market. Koudelka was never released again in any form. The state of video game preservation is the real horror. But at least we can remember these titles before they’re completely forgotten.

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