Screenshot: Fat Goblin I used to tell my friends about a multiplayer game that I played on my PlayStation 3 called Fat Princess. “It was like capture the flag,” I would tell my bewildered audience, “but if you could make the flag fatter so it was heavier.” And that’s usually where I would lose them. So imagine my surprise (and delight) when I discovered a spiritual successor coming out. But instead of fattening up just any princess this time around, you’ll be fattening up a g

Here’s another theme I didn’t think would work and am surprised about. I can immediately tell it’s gonna work somehow. But also: They’re really trying to make Shirley Ballas look intimidating. She’s flanked by grim reapers and wearing inferno red. But her smile is so sweet! What do I not know? Originally I was going to rush to get caught up, but I realized one crucial part of the Hate Watch format is NOT rushing, because no one has a good time trying to cram or speed watch t

Costco is a lifestyle. If you know you know. But between the absolutely unbeatable floor samples of everything from granola and protein drinks to pizza and dumplings, the amazing prices, the quality of the products and the $1.50 giant hot dog and soda, it simply can't miss. If you've got the space for things and you think outside the box (Like, literally - take things out of those giant boxes to save fridge and freezer space. Or, you know, buy a chest freezer while you're th

Tenebris Somnia was easily one of my most anticipated games this year. And while delivered on the exact experience I was hoping for, at the same time it didn’t manage to live up to my enormous expectations. I don’t know if that’s just a me problem, or if Tenebris Somnia, in its four years of development and filming, lost a bit of itself along the way. If you remove the game from the movie, or remove the movie from the game, you have an incomplete experience.

Some people were excited. But there were no cheers as those first groups came out with their consoles and/or games. No one raising their prize over their head with the Legend of Zelda “you got this item” music playing. But it kind of makes sense. Most of us have been there.

If you love cozy, but want a bit of a change of pace—from farming to BMX tricks—Tanuki: Pon’s Summer is a great way to spend your time. It’s not a super in-depth game, but scratches that cute, pleasant game itch. Come for the cozy delivery mechanics, stay for the fact you’re a cute-ass Tanuki.